As we all know, there are 2,938 steps to growing a human baby. These are quite a lot of steps in comparison to a horse (1,190), field mouse (732), and Paris Hilton* (8) babies.
Teresa and I tried to count these steps in our own baby making experiment. I lost count at 2,384, but Teresa claimed she counted 2,939. I think she was high on nubain at the time.
Here are some highlights!
Week 18: Barely showing and looking at houses. Note: That is a hot chocolate, NOT a coffee.
Week 21: Compare bellies at your babyshower. More than half way there!
Week 23: Expose to sunlight regularly
Week 25: Add a love of the outdoors!
Week 26: Catch a butterfly on your finger
Week 27: Buy some nice stuff... it is the last chance you'll get!
Week 29: Go out to a fancy dinner and show.
Week 30: Start growing exponentially!
Week 31: Don't forget those walks in the woods.
Week 33: Throw a party!
Week 35: Go to fireworks.
Week 36: Chat with friends to develop fetal social skills.
Week 40: Will this baby ever come? (note: photo taken 28 hours before birth)
And there you have it! Stay tuned for our next blog post... The Hairy Baby!
*Note: For those Simpsons savvy individuals, please replace the words "Paris Hilton" with "Rory Calhoun", for this was the original joke that, unfortunately, did not make the cut... even though I like it more.
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